Monday, December 14, 2009

MONDAY MORNING SURVEY: WHICH PITTSBURGH POST-GAZETTE PIECE WILL HAVE THE RADICAL MIDDLE'S AUTHOR'S KNICKERS IN A KNOT TODAY?

Chad Hermann, left, holding one of his inventions, "the manzier," which he intended to be a "great gender equalizer" in assisting middle-age, upper class, white males in breaking the barriers that have so long held them back.




Choices, choices, choices. Chad Hermann must be giddy with excitement.

A) Will columnist Sally Kalson tighten the knot she's already created?


B) Will CMU English professor Kathy M. Newman's comments in an article that focuses on the Easy-Bake Oven stir his panty pot?


C) Will the idea of a gender agenda in the article about two squabbling police commanders at Mayor Ravenstahl's election party bunch his boxers?


D) All three, resulting in an "atomic wedgie."


Vote now ladies and gentlemen!

1 comment:

  1. E) None of the above. Instead it will be part 3 of a 17-part series on how all statistics on rape are wrong (unless they state that rape only occurs during Leap Years and even then the use of the word "rape" is overly broad).

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