Okay, gotta ask. Never in almost 32 years of being sleepy, have I ever sat down to poop and somehow NOT NOTICED that the toilet seat was up and hence "fell in"; nor for that matter have I ever begun to whiz and then noticed, egad!, the seat is down, I'd better squeeze off and put it upright. So I guess what I'm asking is, why is this so impossible for you to take care of yourselves???
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ReplyDeleteOkay, gotta ask. Never in almost 32 years of being sleepy, have I ever sat down to poop and somehow NOT NOTICED that the toilet seat was up and hence "fell in"; nor for that matter have I ever begun to whiz and then noticed, egad!, the seat is down, I'd better squeeze off and put it upright. So I guess what I'm asking is, why is this so impossible for you to take care of yourselves???
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