Dear Harry Kloman,I almost ran you over when you were crossing Bigelow Boulevard at Forbes outside the Cathedral of Learning last Thursday at 5:43 p.m.
It would have been your lucky day, really, if I did -- because it just so happens I was on my way to Shadyside Hospital, and I would have most gleefully given you a lift.
Sincerely,
Ms. Mon
P.S. I love your movie reviews. Any word on when the next Star Trek movie is coming out?
P.S. I love your movie reviews. Any word on when the next Star Trek movie is coming out?
Damn it, crazy women drivers! Men who are out doing important worldly business like this Mr. Kloman, whoever the hell he is, aren't safe to walk the streets of Oakland nowadays, with you DO-GOODERS speeding to visit a sick friend in a hospital instead of being at home, doing chores. (Don't try to deny it, Ms. Mon -- I have it on good authority you're out at that hospital every other day, which of course is just another of your female ploys to make the men look bad!)
ReplyDeleteIs Kloman the guy who used to edit Pittsburgh Boomers? Whatever happened to that rag?
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